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New Image Wednesday + Chicago

CHICAGO How was Halloween?! What did you go as? You went as a hermit with a road flare? That’s kind of weird, how’d you come up with that? You owed homage to the guy you hit with your car three years ago? Dude…did you report that?! Did the hermit survive? Man, he’s not survived by you dressing up like him every year! You gotta report that shit! Jesus, man that’s vehicular manslaughter! Do you still have that band of rogue….oop…yep, there are the militant revolutionary kids from a couple weeks ago. You’re nuts, dude. (I feel like these intros are […]