New Image Wednesday + Mandolin Orange


Happy Wednesday! How are ya? Oh? That’s kind of cool. So, wait…you’ve just been riding around on a moped with a nine-iron yelling at kids going on hay-bale rides for a week? Are you a monster?! Why are you doing that? Jesus. Just because you can’t afford a vintage clown […]

New Image Wednesday + Fall Colors


Hey there ho-there! How’s it going? Oh yeah? Your friends keep eating all your leftovers out of your fridge. That used to bug me a lot when I was in college…I literally used to order pizza and hide it under my pillow so people wouldn’t know I had it. Oh? […]

New Image Wednesday + DIY Furniture Store (Modern In Denver Magazine)


Happy Wednesday! How was your week? You what? You got dared to eat an entire tub of Wind Fresh Laundry Detergent? Dude…that doesn’t seem smart. You actually do look a touch distended – not to be rude. You were burping bubbles for three days? Well, that’s not super surpris….WHOA!!! That […]

New Image Wednesday + Paper Bird


PAPER BIRD Hey! How was your week? Oooh…that’s a fancy new lawnmower! What does that even mean? “Eat that, Texas?” Dude, that makes no sense. Seriously, you’re trying to just say that about anything? Oddly, I can kind of get on board with this. Yeah, today’s blog is mostly from […]

New Image Wednesday + Strawberry Runners


STRAWBERRY RUNNERS Hey! Happy Wednesday! How was your week? What does that even mean? “You, me, or the bear trap?” Dude, I don’t even get it…but, that sounds like a cool band name. I like your diamond studded piano necktie today. Today is about Strawberry Runners. Not the stolons that […]

New Image Wednesday + Jonathon Boogie Long


JONATHON BOOGIE LONG Happy Wednesday! What’s new? Whoa! What’s that? It looks like a huge piece of plywood under a blanket. It’s a what? Wow. You’re making full check books of those massive checks that you get when you win Publisher’s Clearing House? You’re crazy. You’ll never sell any of […]

New Image Wednesday + New York


New York Hey! How was your week? Ooh oh yeah? Hey..that kind of sounds fun. If you’re going to ask me, we should include all the other readers. Ok. What’s the question and choices we get? Legit, you’re messed up. But, we’ll see what folks think. New York City!! Woo […]